Say No To This Sh!t

What a waste of time

Mrs C has found a new obsession – and it’s a piece of utter garbage television called “Say Yes To The Dress”.

A bigger load of crap you will struggle to find, honestly, and this is in a day and age where we have hundreds of TV channels available to fill our minds and our time with banal pointlessness.

I was so stunned by this program that I felt compelled to write a poem about it, but it is so vacuous and without content that the best I could do was a Haiku;


Girls try on dresses
They pick the one they like best
They buy it, the end

Phil C.

(I apologise for wasting so much of your time, inviting you to read this)