What a waste of time

Mrs C has found a new obsession – and it’s a piece of utter garbage television called “Say Yes To The Dress”.

A bigger load of crap you will struggle to find, honestly, and this is in a day and age where we have hundreds of TV channels available to fill our minds and our time with banal pointlessness.

I was so stunned by this program that I felt compelled to write a poem about it, but it is so vacuous and without content that the best I could do was a Haiku;