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NaPoWriMo is done

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Half way through National Poetry Writing Month – here’s what I’ve done so far…

NaPoWriMo Update

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Half way through National Poetry Writing Month – here’s what I’ve done so far…

When We Met On The Internet

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Remember when we met, on the internet, that photo you sent me, I’ll never forget. You looked like a film star, Elizabeth Taylor, in person you’re more like Pinhead from Hellraiser.

Theresa the Sell-Out

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What’s wrong with Theresa, she must be unwell, is there nothing that she is unwilling to sell?

We shall fight them for tinned peaches

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We shall defend our aisle, whatever the calories may be,
We shall fight them for tinned peaches,
We shall fight for the almond grounds,
We shall fight for the King Prawns peeled and the Quality Streets,
We shall fight for the Brazils;